capsicleandmetalman:

sideshowasylum:

haythamkenwayscreed:

lollipocalypse:

loki-cat:

lets all stop fighting and just hand over the presidency to robert downey jr

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He can’t be president

Convicted Felon

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lets just ignore that rule for his term. 

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vinebox:

When moms bring home pizza

vinebox:

When moms bring home pizza

(via ruinedchildhood)


When you’re watching your FAVORITE tv show and someone walks in and says: “Oh, I hate that show.”

sodamnrelatable:

Why are you alive?

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africant:

lambofhorror:

meetthegamer:

File this under jokes you didn’t understand the first time around. 

Oh.

Oh..

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catkiller182:

ronaldtherapist:

IM ACTUALLY LAUGHNG SO HARD

I just cried

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fiestyhysteria:

randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

fiestyhysteria:

randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

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I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy’s celebration

onthesideoftheotters:

crazypeoplejail:

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help me I can’t stop laughing

DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG

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lolsofunny:

Saving the world, one wrinkled dress shirt at a time (x).

(lol here!)

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elementary school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: omg thats so cool
middle school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: wow loser
high school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: omg luckyyyy
college: I went to bed at 10
everyone: is that even possible

karlimeaghan:

floristgump:

benvoliomontagoo:

today at breakfast break i was just casually eating a packet of finding nemo fruit snacks and everything is normal im talking to shiny eating candy sea creatures buT THEN THEN UNEXPECTEDLY I PULL OUT A FRICKING MIKE WAZOWSKI FROM THIS PACKAGE OF AQUATIC ANIMALS HE IS MONSTER WHY WAS HE HERE THIS IS NOT MONSTERS INC MIKE THIS IS THE OCEAN

Wrong door

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unfollower:

i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch

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ryannxp:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

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omfg

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